I got to do the mikes aswell...also no wireless but with huge great long cords that could trip all and sundry.
One time an elderly bro was doing the mikes,only he used to hold the mike behind his back when it wasn't in use................You're ahead of me now eh?..............and he was a flatulant kind of bro. The result was chaos.....from dissaproving stares to outright mirth!!